Monday, 14 December 2015

Steve, Pinky and Chubbles

Steve walked up to his pet, Pinky the Pig, and boomed “Get your butt in your cage or I'll eat you for dinner like I did with your brother Chubbles! ” 
Then as Pinky walked back into his pen he sobbed for an hour, muttering to himself “Did Steve actually kill my brother, Chubbles?” 
At that moment Steve came back and whispered to Pinky “I didn't actually kill Chubbles.”
“YAY,” explodes Pinky.
“I just put him in a different pig pen,” Steve mumbles back.
“NOO!” cries Pinky. 
Steve turned around -guess what he saw? He saw Chubbles drinking all his swiftness potions. “Get out of there Chubbles!” bellowed Steve, then lightning struck behind Chubbles as he sprinted off back into the into his pig pen and started shooting around in circles to burn off some energy. 

After an hour Chubbles was puffed so he went over to his water trough and had a drink. Pinky walked up to Steve and whimpered “Can me and Chubbles go back in the same cage?”
“Only if you say the magic words,”said Steve glaring into Pinky’s sad little eyes. “You can go in the same cage as Chubbles, if you let me ride on you to the supermarket to get some spaghetti for dinner, and don’t forget the magic words.” 
“Please,” says Pinky.
“Yup now let’s go,” announced Steve, as Steve and Pinky skipped down the obsidian road with Chubbles trying to keep up. 

Along the way, they saw other animals such as cows, sheep, rabbits, wolves and more pigs.  All of a sudden Chubbles came sprinting down the road ‘’‘RUN THERE'S A TORNADO COMING AHHH’’! 
“O.M.G.” said Steve, so as any other pig would do Pinky shot off like a bullet darting over bridges, leaping over puddles, and charging through minecraft citizens’ houses and warning his peeps about the tornado.  He ran out of the last house and then it caught his eyes, he was seeing the worst sight ever. He saw Chubbles soaring around in circles in the tornado. Chubbles was screaming his heart out. “HELP ME PINKY AND STEVE!”
Pinky shouted “OKAY CHUBBLES, I’VE GOT A PLAN! FIRST STEVE IS GONNA CUT DOWN AS MANY TREES AS HE CAN TO MAKE LADDERS! SECOND I’LL GET AS MUCH DIRT BLOCKS AS I CAN TO PUT THE LADDERS ON! LAST YOU’LL SAFELY CLIMB DOWN AND YOU WILL BE SAFE.  AND I WILL ADD ANOTHER DIRT PILE ON THE OTHER SIDE AND PUT A TRIP WIRE ACROSS THE TORNADO SO YOU CAN GRAB ON AND REACH FOR THE LADDER! GOT IT?” 
“YUP!” exclaimed Chubbles. Then Chubbles grabbed the trip wire and started climbing down the ladder. All of a sudden the wind struck the ladder that Chubbles was on, and blew it away with its windy breeze. All the other ladders also blew away into the air. 
As Chubbles flew away into the forest, Pinky yelled “You're a flying pig.” 
“This is not the time to be joking Pinky”. 
Then Pinky announced “And that's the story about the time when pigs flew. L.O.L”. After the tornado ripped the whole town in half and went away, Pinky and Steve went into the forest to find Chubbles. 

With a blink of an eye, a rush of fur floated past them “Do you know what I'm thinking?” asked Steve. 
“No. What is it?” Pinky questioned. 
“For Goodness sake Pinky it's a wolf and wolves eat pigs,” Steve explained. 
Pinky pulled his cute face and said “Protect me or I will make you carry me with my cute powers.” 
“Fine,” grumbled Steve. 
Then they heard a big “A-ooooo!” 
“Yep definitely a wolf,” Steve chattered as Steve and Pinky wandered in the deep forest of minecraft, with the trees make whistling noises. “A-oooooo”! whined the wolf but louder this time. Then out of nowhere a giant wolf started chasing ( and hitting ) Pinky the pig. 
“Bummer. Now I only have one pig,” Steve cried.
“No I'm still here,” Pinky replied.
“But I thought the wolf killed you?” Steve answered.
“No. I killed it .L.O.L.”Pinky giggles back.
“Oh okay,” Steve replied. 
“But where's Chubbles?” Pinky whined. Then all of a sudden it started raining pigs. “Now I'll never find Chubbles,” Pinky blabbered. 
Then a noise came from behind them “Hiiiiiii.” Steve and Pinky turned around and saw Chubbles, just as he started evolving. 
“Oh my, Chubbles evolved into a creeper,” Steve OMGed.
“RUN!” wailed Pinky as he turned around and ran. But then he bumped into another minecraft player  
“Oh sorry. Hi my names Stampy,” said the cat.
“Wait the real Stampy?”
“Sure am!” said Stampy.
“Oh you're just the guy I need. You’re good at making potions aren't  you?” 
“I guess. But why?”
“No time to explain.  Is your house far from here?”
“No it's just round the corner.” 
“Good let's go.” Pinky babbles very quickly. When Steve,Pinky and Stampy got to Stampy’s underwater lab Pinky explained it all to Stampy. 
“Ok then we will have to make a healing potion but we need some nether mushrooms.” So they hopped into the nether and when they got there, it looked amazing. There was lava coming down from the roof going into a humongous pit of lava. Then they heard a noise. It was a ghast. It started shooting fireballs out of its mouth and screaming at them.  
They realised they didn't have and swords or  armour, dun dun duuuuuun! They raced back through the portal and chattered “Phew, we didn't die.” They got all the armour and jumped back into the portal and destroyed the giant ghast. They all went around the nether looking for nether mushrooms and asking Stampy how much they needed and it was always the same reply “at least three.”
“I found some,” Pinky screamed. “but sadly it’s on the end of a cliff.”
“Mushrooms. Now we can't get them,” said Steve. 
Stampy cried “I'll get them!”

TO BE CONTINUED…

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